Light Yagami

[Static gradually resolves into a carefully composed frame. A man sits at a table, hands folded before him, his scarred and unscarred halves both showing utter disdain.]

Hello, Batman, he sneers. I hope very much that you'll enjoy this little clip I've arranged for you. You see, your protegee [here a bit of spittle lands on the camera's lens] has something of mine. Something rather......important to me.

So I have a few things of YOURS. And I will continue taking things of yours until my property is returned to me.

Now, [both sides of his face smile, the smile that is and always will be truly a grimace] enjoy the show!

( Video Starts Here )

[The sound is very calm and not to shaking, but there is a wince at the beginning]

This was certainly unexpected. It looks like luck is on my side. [A noticeable wince] With this wound it is making it very hard to do anything.

Is there anyone that would be able to give me directions to the nearest hospital?

I’m currently in a city called Metropolis. In front of a building called The Daily Planet. It would be much appreciated.